Choose your destiny ♥

(Source: fenner73)

iguanaco:


Yerma:
Te diré, niño mío, que sí.
Tronchada y rota soy para ti.
¡Cómo me duele esta cintura
donde tendrás primera cuna!
¿Cuándo, mi niño, vas a venir?
Federico García Lorca- Yerma

iguanaco:

Yerma:

Te diré, niño mío, que sí.

Tronchada y rota soy para ti.

¡Cómo me duele esta cintura

donde tendrás primera cuna!

¿Cuándo, mi niño, vas a venir?

Federico García Lorca- Yerma

missnk:

Ça m’fait marrer.

missnk:

Ça m’fait marrer.

dreadfulpenny:

THANK YOU! (Scumbag Feminist meme)

dreadfulpenny:

THANK YOU! (Scumbag Feminist meme)

WHY DO THEY ALWAYS SLICE THEIR PALM TO GET BLOOD. do you know how many nerve endings are in your hand?!?! why don’t they ever cut the back of their arm or their leg or something omfg

me everytime a character in a movie has to get a few drops of their blood for some ritual bullshit  (via jtoday)

WHILE WE’RE AT IT, why do people try to cross those skinny bridges over lava/chasms/whatever by walking upright. IT’S CALLED CENTER OF GRAVITY. get on your hands and knees and crawl across that thing. HUG IT. SCOOT YOUR BUTT ACROSS. “but i look stupid!” lalalala but we’ll avoid that ~dramatic moment~ where you almost fall over and die because your damn fucking self wanted to look COOL

(via jtoday)

and stop yanking IV lines out of your arms the minute you wake up in the hospital 

(via panconkiwi)

That is a broadsword, why are you fencing with it

(via gallifrey-feels)

There is a freaking door right there. Stop smashing through windows, damn it.

(via intheforestofthenight)

yes, mr. action hero, I am aware that running dramatically from the baddies at breakneck speed is important, but know what else is important? NOT GETTING SHOT. RUN IN A FUCKING ZIGZAG PATTERN ON THE OFF CHANCE THAT THE MOOKS WERE NOT COACHED IN MARKSMANSHIP BY THE IMPERIAL STORMTROOPERS.

(via pterriblepterodactyls)

nO…NOOOO, stop! you can’t knock a door down like that, you’ll hurt your shoulde, come on! KICK IT HARD WITH THE FLAT OF YOUR FEET UNTIL THAT LOCK IS DESTROYED.

(via darlingsofthestage)

orionshuntingdog:

unclefather:

gifcraft:

Going to School

Goodbye 

think of all the people who scrolled away

orionshuntingdog:

unclefather:

gifcraft:

Going to School

Goodbye 

think of all the people who scrolled away

capsicle107:

women are always told that men are the strongest. but in truth, women are the strong ones.

hetalianforever:

オランダさんラクガキ
Pixiv ID: 39380580Member: さなこめ

hetalianforever:

オランダさんラクガキ
Pixiv ID: 39380580
Member: さなこめ
wtf-fun-factss:

Most poisonous Tree, the Manchineel - WTF fun facts

wtf-fun-factss:

Most poisonous Tree, the Manchineel WTF fun facts

yourwordsarepoisonous:

whimsy-cat:

Handmade crowns by Elemental Child.

omg

(Source: tldrwikipedia)

boysofdisney:

timebroccoli:

nicolegendary:


   #that time legolas was rafiki  

#you follow legolas #he know de way

D Y I N G

boysofdisney:

timebroccoli:

nicolegendary:

#that time legolas was rafiki

#you follow legolas #he know de way

D Y I N G

image

(Source: mcavoys)

Scare the world: Be exactly who you say you are and tell the truth.

The Shock of Honesty (via nostalgicjoy)

Y’all can’t handle it tho

(via missauset)

(Source: imfeelingmorethanalive)

condom:

don’t tell me to calm down I’ll throw a fucking desk at your face